wait wait wait !!!! , don’t confuse with the book “ultimate exploration”, its mere a exploration for your own house but become ultimate if you are new comer to Mumbai.

As the shocking news come to ear that you are going to spend next 1 year in this city and you have to search for your own house (as it can’t be called home in any way). Start preparing yourself for the mental battle of adjustment.

You start surfing net for rental, but sorry Boss in Mumbai, owner either pretend to be so busy, or they are so computer illiterate that even they can’t post a free classified on internet. All time you end with broker on other side of phone and finally you have to succumb to these modern Pimps of reality industry.

As soon you enter broker office, a scene of large brothel as shown in Bollywood movies start revolving in your mind, as they seriously treat you like a new customer and believe me, you will be also confused as a new entrant to the area.

The scene so comparable to sporting house that you feel only back ground is changed.

They start to ask about the “price”, “your range”, “and your like”. LOL

Whatever combination of you have for all above thing, they will make you believe that you asking for a Mercedes in price of Maruti.

Any way they start showing you the houses which will all disappoint you. Actually this is their tactics to make you accept the fact that Boss don’t except anything but pay whatever I think. From starting they want to hook up you with the worst piece . some surrender to their choice other move on.

Finally you do you biggest compromise and select a flat , then you are shifted to new level of thus game.

Broker make a call to the owner , and you start waiting for him with your eyes staring at all people passing on road , thinking that he might be the one.

Finally the mighty Hero (who owns house is seriously more than a hero in Mumbai) come and start interrogating you. Trust me , your fiancé will not ask as much question about you and your life style as they do.

I mean what if I am a muslim or Bihari or non vegetarian . Am I going to leave my evil spirit in the house.

But any way they will ask as many question as they can

Don’t ask about their GK as they even don’t know that where the hell is Jharkhand and is sikkim in India ???.

Whether an IIT exist outside Mumbai or is there any engineering college outside Maharashtra.

My NIT frnd , they never heard the word NIT , so don’t mention these thing.

Btu at some time you start to feel that you are not living India but you are citizen of a state and you have no right to come to this place.Being from jharkhand , I have to answer that we don’t live in jungles . and we get enough food and shelter . we are also well educated and Our name is like “SUI MUI” .

Even ready to pay the unrealistic amount you have to take the humiliation with your crafty smile.

Then comes police verification .

Even after showing your Pan card , your passport , you have to be verified which is nothing but a white method of taking bribe as they never care about who the hell are are,. For them if you are able to pay then you are Indian citizen (as only we can exist and tolerate the system.

Finally you shift into house and try to make it your home but you will never ever be able to achieve that

As seriously it is a achievement

I remember the quote by a broker”भाई साब पिछले या इस जनम का कोई बहुत बड़ा पाप है जो आप को मुंबई लाया है , आब प्रस्चित्य करो